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I love it when my cats deploy a limb for grooming but forget to put it back; it’s ridiculously cute.

naturepunk:

madameatomicbomb:

cochelicot:

did-you-kno:

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this explains a lot

They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”

Accurate. 


Ayep.

naturepunk:

madameatomicbomb:

cochelicot:

did-you-kno:

Source

this explains a lot

They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”

Accurate. 

Ayep.

Dec 1
For a nasty, nagging headache just apply one gently purring cat butt.

For a nasty, nagging headache just apply one gently purring cat butt.

A fed up flat cat…

A fed up flat cat…

Became this.

Became this.

I came back from checking on my tea to find a super cute incident in progress.

I came back from checking on my tea to find a super cute incident in progress.

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

(Source: animatur)

Nov 5
You might think the first severe cold snap is going on or something.

You might think the first severe cold snap is going on or something.

I have zero idea of what’s going on here.

I have zero idea of what’s going on here.

casketscratcher:

mercutiounbound:

did-you-kno:

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wait……. fuck…….. that explains so much. Goddamnit Tifa!

aww yeah Hetfield’s stinks. Kiska still hasn’t got the hang of it and just drools on my face.

My girls both rub on me regularly however Epiphany demands to share breath first thing every morning. If she doesn’t get to sniff manthing she’ll wait and sniff me.

casketscratcher:

mercutiounbound:

did-you-kno:

Source

wait……. fuck…….. that explains so much. Goddamnit Tifa!

aww yeah Hetfield’s stinks. Kiska still hasn’t got the hang of it and just drools on my face.

My girls both rub on me regularly however Epiphany demands to share breath first thing every morning. If she doesn’t get to sniff manthing she’ll wait and sniff me.