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aulirowitch:

thesecretlifeofpyris replied to your post “I really don’t feel like I can do this anymore.”

What’s going on, little one? Are you okay?

I will be, sweetie. Thanks for asking. :)

Okay, if you’re sure. Remember my ask is always open!

This Is What Goes Through My Head When I Edit My Own Writing

terribleminds:

Who wrote this drivel?

Shit, it was me. It was me.

This thing reads like a fucking VCR repair manual. Is this even English? It’s got all the grace and elegance of a drunk girl puking in a potted plant at a frat party. It’s got all the speed and potency of an old man with a colostomy bag…

It’s no picnic on the editorial side of the fence either. It becomes more intense when you pile on continuity if you’re working with a series.

What’s this? No.

Wait. I thought Character X was dead *re-reads previous death scene* Yep, they’re dead and can’t be shanking Character Y, sorry.

If Character X is busy poisoning someone at the castle…They sure as fuck aren’t riding through the woods on an hours long rescue mission AT THE SAME TIME.

It’s great that you’re setting the mood, and giving you’re characters so much detail but I’m pretty sure all that lace edging and bullion embroidery would leave your dainty fencer spavined, right before they catch fire on a torch. No, stop.

Please clarify this passage; it made me drink, a lot. The hangover didn’t improve it.

This section/dialogue is muddy; how long has it been since you’ve had a conversation with someone other than your child/ children, spouse/ partner or barista? Hrm, you might wanna fix that. 

Sometimes there’s a lot of gibbering, swearing, thumping of desks and noping the fuck away before I give my poor monitor a glasgow kiss. Not that it’s responsible for making me feel like word-salad is dribbling out of my eyes and ears but then neither are you, dear writer, not really. This is where my particular talent lies; untangling threads, finding the groove, smoothing the way forward. So that your story; the dream or nightmare that lived inside you, unfolds, breathes and above all shines like it should.

thetwistedrope:

thetwistedrope:

Only in Dreams
"I can only provide for you in dreams. Once you wake up, it all disappears".

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Based off of my own experience with non-physical partners, gods and family.

oh wow this made it back across my dash.

Oh, my heart =C

http://thesecretlifeofpyris.tumblr.com/post/83007467122/ruiner85-dear-body-i-get-the-hint-with-the

ruiner85:

gallowsong:

ruiner85:

Dear Body,

I get the hint with the headache, palpitations and cramps. I’m sorry that I cheated on you with both Ben and Jerry. The caramel was just too tempting. I promise I’ve learned my lesson.

I know I’ve said it before, but I mean it this time. Honestly, I really really do…

I’ve been taking my meds and resting and eating like a good girl and woke up in agony today. Stiff and hot and can’t bend anything. What the fuck did we collectively do?!

We’re just lucky, I guess.

Something out there is upping the ante and it needs to knock it off! thiscrookedcrown is down with summat nasty, deliaketchup is stuck in a support boot and duskenpath had a car accident yesterday (thankfully seems okay at this point). I know other followers are struggling with various aspects of their conditions too, on top of general life stresses like jobs and Uni. I think we ALL could use a little niceness and relief, sheesh.

ruiner85:

Dear Body,

I get the hint with the headache, palpitations and cramps. I’m sorry that I cheated on you with both Ben and Jerry. The caramel was just too tempting. I promise I’ve learned my lesson.

I know I’ve said it before, but I mean it this time. Honestly, I really really do mean it.

Dude, I haven’t even cheated or fucked up meds and I’ve been in dire agony until about an hour ago. Hopefully dinner will not will not lead to an encore as I’m already exhausted and sore in so many ways. Maybe it’s just one of those days

And the day starts with a cat horking in the window sill.

xenopheles:

BEST ‘NOPE’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

And here we see what the internet has appropriately dubbed ‘noping’.

BEST EVER!

(Source: faithgaming)

(Source: faithgaming)

neon-scales:

forget dragons guarding princesses, what about princesses guarding the dragon

wrathful dragons being gently led to a remote castle and soothed by a princess so they wouldn’t burn anything

princesses spending nights with lonely dragons and singing them lullabies

princesses nursing disabled dragons to health and telling them stories and legends from places she’s travelled

princesses bringing little arts & crafts treasures to playful dragons

princesses decreeing to the kingdom that no one is to disturb the local dragon or their lair

princesses being there through a dragon’s last days to bring them comfort and peace

princesses fighting off “heroic” knights to defend a mother dragon and her hatchlings

princesses teaching young dragons how & where to hunt so they wont feed on the village’s farms

princesses becoming known as dragon guardians

princesses becoming queens respected & befriended by the dragons in the kingdom, feared & revered by her subjects

(queens with a dragon as the other king/queen/ruler)

princesses growing up with a dragon they adopted and becoming best friends

DRAGONS AND PRINCESSES